I must say I understand why, but on the other hand I must also say that Michael's wish to - one day - date Elisha Cuthbert is a bit wild.
It's not that I don't think he deserves it, or that they won't be a good match, but I presume that she gets requests like that all the time and can't be bothered to respond to all of them.
That said: it's HER loss really. She may well be pretty and sporty and all that, but my friend Michael is a celeb in his own right and I'm told he is very handsome. Or so the girls tell me......
So yes, this news flash is a bit extra-ordinary, but keep in mind that it was submitted with the best of intentions for both Michael V. and the lovely Elisha Cuthbert.